Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 27, 1892 by Various
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page 19 of 44 (43%)
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And so it is, CHARLIE, old hoyster. The music is twangly, I own, And if I've a fancy myself, 'taint hexactly the Great Xylophone; But the speeches of musical scratch-backs the dancers keep time with so pat, In that fairy-like Carnival Bally, fetched POLLY, ah, all round 'er 'at! That 'at wos a spanker, I tell yer; as big as the Doge's State-Barge, And like all the "Four Seasons" in one! "Well," sez POLLY, "I _do_ like 'em large, Them Venetian pork-pies ain't _my_ fancy, no room for no trimmings above. They wouldn't suit Barnsbury Park, though they might do 'The Castle of Love'!" Sort o' needled her somehow, I fancy; but, bless yer, I soon put _that_ straight. Gals is wonderful touchy on togs! Covent Garden piled high on a plate With a blue hostrich-feather all round it, mayn't be man's hidea of a tile, But I flattered her taste a rare bat, and soon 'ad her again on the smile. Well, "Venice the Bride of the Sea," is wuth more than one visit, old pal, And I've got a hengagement next week to go there with the same pooty gal. |
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