PUNCH,

OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

VOL. 103.



September 3, 1892.




[Illustration: HAPPY THOUGHT.

_Obliging Country Butcher_. "LET ME CUT IT INTO CUTLETS FOR YOU,
MA'AM,--LEAVING JUST ENOUGH BONE FOR YOU TO HOLD 'EM BY, WHILE YOU'RE
EATING 'EM!"]

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NOT GOING AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

_Cookson Gaze, Q.C._ Because MARIA votes Eastbourne vulgar, and the
girls (sorry now I sent them to that finishing-school at Clapham)
laugh so consumedly whenever I open my mouth to address a native if we
go to Trouville or Dinard.

_C. Jumper_. Because the Governor thinks three days in the year enough
for anybody.