Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 3, 1892 by Various
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_Mrs. All._ Then you would have met Lady NEURALINE MENTHOL She _was_
ordered there, I happen to know. _Mrs. Ard._ Really, you don't say so? Lady NEURALINE! Well, that's the first _I've_ heard of it. (_It is also the first time she has heard of HER, but she trusts to be spared so humiliating an admission._) _Mrs. All._ It's a fact, I can assure you. You know her, perhaps? _Mrs. Ard._ (_who would dearly like to say she does, if she only dared_). Well, I can hardly say I exactly _know_ her. I know _of_ her. I've met her about, and so on. (_She tells herself this is quite as likely to be true as not._) _Mrs. All._ (_who, of course, does not know Lady NEURALINE either_). Ah, she is a most delightful person--requires _knowing_, don't you know. _Mrs. Ard._ So many in her position do, don't they? (_So far as she is concerned--they ALL do._) You'd think it was haughtiness--but it's really only _manner_. _Mrs. All._ (_feeling that she can go ahead with safety now_). I have never found anything of _that_ sort in Lady NEURALINE myself (_which is perfectly true_). She's rather odd and flighty, but _quite_ a dear. By the way, _how_ sad it is about those poor dear CHUTNEYS--the Countess, don't you know! _Mrs. Ard._ Ah (_as if she knew all the rest of the family_), I don't know _her_ at all. |
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