Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 3, 1892 by Various
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page 20 of 39 (51%)
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The Dalziel Telegrams startle, and slay,
At night, at night! There's war in the East, or the CZAR is laid low, Financiers have failed--Fifty Millions or so!-- Or they've found Jack the Ripper in far Jericho, At night, at night! But oh, what a difference In the morning! Those Latest Wires were lies, small facts adorning. "It is not as we stated, For the cable's mutilated," And "we hear 'tis contradicted" In the morning! Regard the young Clerk who's been out for the day, At night, at night! First to the Derby, and then to the play, At night, at night! He "spotted a winner" at twenty to one, His winnings will far more than pay for his fun; He's happy, free-handed, and "sure as a gun," At night, at night! But oh, what a difference In the morning! The bookie bolts, his "gaffer" gives him warning, He's not worth half-a-dollar, His prospect's "out of collar," And he curses speculation In the morning! |
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