Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 10, 1892 by Various
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catch my Peacock? Because I'll be hanged if--
_The Curate_. Oh, Miss STELLA, it's all right--Mr. GATLING thinks that it would be better if he undertook the Monkey himself; so we've arranged to-- _Miss Stella_. Oh, nonsense, DICK! I can't have you taking advantage of Mr. HEADNOTE's good-nature like that. What's the use of drawing lots at all if you don't keep to them? Of _course_ Mr. HEADNOTE will keep the Monkey. [_The unfortunate Curate accepts his lot with Christian resignation_. _Dick_. Well, _that's_ settled--but I say, STELLA, where's my Mutton's moorings--and what's to be the course? _Stella_. The course is straight up the Avenue from the Lodge to the House, and I've told them to get all the beasts down there ready for us; so we'd better go at once. THE START. _The Competitors_. STELLA, my dear, _mustn't_ Miss GRISSELL tell her kitten not to claw my Tortoise's head every time he pokes his poor nose out? It isn't fair, and it's damping all his enthusiasm!... Now, Colonel KEMPTON, it isn't the Puppy's fault--you _know_ your Rabbit began it!... Hi, STELLA, hold on a bit, my Mutton wants to lie down. Mayn't I kick it up!... DUFF, old chap, your Goose is dragging her anchor again, back her engines a bit, or there'll be a foul.... Miss |
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