Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 10, 1892 by Various
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_Dick Gatling_ (_in front, as his Sheep halts to crop the turf in
a leisurely manner_). We've not pulled up--only lying-to to take in supplies. We're going ahead directly. There, what did I tell you! Now she's tacking! _The Curate_ (_in the rear_). Poo' little Jacko, then--there, there, quietly now! Miss STELLA, what does it mean when it gibbers like that? (_Sotto voce._) I wonder, if I let go the chain-- _Mr. Duff_ (_hauling his Goose towards Miss CHAFFERS_). It's no use--_I_ can't keep this beast from bolting off the course! _Miss C._ Do keep it away from my Puppy, at all events. I _know_ it will peck him, and he's perfectly happy licking my shoe--he's found out there's sugar-candy in the varnish. _Mr. Duff_ (_solemnly_). Yes, but I _say_, you know--that's all very well, but it's not making him _race_, is it? Now I _am_ getting some running out of my Goose. _Miss C._ Rather in-and-out-running, isn't it? (_Cries of distress from the rear._) But what is the matter now? That poor dear Curate again! _The Curate_ (_in agony_). Here, I say, somebody! _do_ help me! Miss STELLA, do speak to your monkey, please! It's jumped on my back, and it's pulling my hair--'ow! [_Most of the Competitors abandon their animals and rush to the rescue._ |
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