If Only etc. by Augustus Harris;Francis Clement Philips
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page 132 of 242 (54%)
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(_Exit_ MRS. TEMPENNY.) REMBRANDT TEMPENNY (_with a deep sigh of relief_). Thank heaven! (_Sinks into armchair, and puts his feet on the mantelpiece_) The corner is getting tight, Rembrandt. This sort of thing won't boil the pot. It won't, sonny, I assure you! Where's the sketch of my _magnum opus_. 'Pon my word, I haven't seen the thing for a month or more. (_Gets up and rummages in a portfolio_.) Ah, here we have it! (_Holds up and contemplates a small charcoal sketch_.) "Susannah before the Elders" beautiful! composition charming! Rembrandt, old pal,--I congratulate you! But where's the picture of it? "Oh where, and oh where!" Rembrandt, you're developing into a thorough-paced loafer. You always had a talent that way, but of late you've broken your own record. I'll turn over a new leaf; I will, I'll be a new man. Why not? We've the new woman; why not the new man? Excellent idea. Rembrandt Tempenny, the new man--the coming man--by George the GREAT man! I'm in earnest, I'm in a fever. I bubble over with noble resolutions. I wish the tradespeople didn't want cash--tradespeople who want cash are so damping to noble resolutions! (_Gets out Easel and canvas, and takes off coat_.) (_Door in Flat is kicked open. Enter_ ROBERT ADDISON.) ROBERT ADDISON. Hullo! |
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