If Only etc. by Augustus Harris;Francis Clement Philips
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"How soon are your friends going to take their leave, Bella?" asked Chetwynd in an undertone to his wife. But Bella turned her back upon him without deigning to give him so much as a word. "I think I had the pleasure of seeing you perform the other night, Mrs. Doss," remarked Mr. Meynell. "Don't she look a figger in tights? now tell the truth and shame the old gentleman: a female as fat as my wife ought not never to leave off her petticoats, that's what I says." "Samuel, fie! You make me blush." His wife coughed discreetly behind her hand. "It's a new departure, I grant; but I've had a good many compliments paid me since I took to the nautical style, I can tell you." "Gammon!" grunted Mr. Doss, with a dissatisfied air. "Did you see her as the 'Rabbit Queen,' sir? My! the patience that woman displayed in the training of them little furry animals would have astonished you. Struck the line, sir, out of her own 'ed! 'I'm going, Samuel,' she said, 'to supply a want.' 'You!' I says. 'Me!' says she; 'they have got their serpents,' she says, 'and their ducks, and their pigeons and their kangaroos,' 'What's their void?' said I. 'Rabbits,' she says, and there you are!" "Saidie, why don't you sit down? We will have some supper directly," said Bella. |
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