Mike Flannery On Duty and Off by Ellis Parker Butler
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The professor bowed and said nothing. The two gentlemen from Seventh
Avenue also bowed, and they, too, said nothing. "I'm glad ye spoke about it," said Flannery, good-naturedly, "for 'tis always a pleasure to Mike Flannery to pay his honest debts, and I might not have thought of it if ye had not mentioned it. I was thinkin' them was nawthin' but common, ignorant fleas, professor." "Ah, no!" cried the professor. "The very educate flea! The flea of wisdom! The very teached flea!" "Hear that, now!" said Flannery, "and did they really come all th' way from France, professor? Or is this a joke ye are playin' on me?" "The truly French flea!" explained the professor. "From Paris herselfs. The genuine. The import flea." "And to think ye brought thim all th' way yerself, professor! For ye did, I believe?" "Certain!" cried all three. "An' t' think of a flea bein' worth a dollar!" said Flannery. "Thim can't be crude fleas at sich a price, professor." "No! Certain, no!" cried the three men again. "Not crude," said Flannery, "and imported by th' professor! 'T is odd I should have seen a refirince t' them very things this very day, professor. 'T is in this book here." He took the list of customs duties |
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