myself in a becoming manner to my readers. I was the more anxious
to do this properly, because, although a mere countryman, a sort of
cowhide shoe, as I may say, and therefore lacking that gloss, which,
like the polish on a well-brushed boot, distinguishes and illustrates
the denizens of our metropolis in an eminent degree, as I know from
personal experience, having been twice in New York, and, as I am told,
also, the citizens of Boston and Philadelphia, and other provincial
towns, with a milder lustre, I would not like to be supposed entirely
destitute of refinement. It would be strange if I were, inasmuch as I
enjoyed in my youth, the privilege of two terms and a half instruction
in the dancing school of that incomparable professor of the
Terpsichorean science, the accomplished Monsieur St. Leger Pied. It
is in consequence of this early training, perhaps, that I am always
pained when there is any deflection or turning aside from, or neglect
of, the graceful, the becoming, and the proper.

It will be observed that my last quarter was cut short in the middle;
which untoward event arose from no arrogance or supercilious conceit
on my part, as though I had perfected myself in the mysteries of
pigeon-wing and balancez, but from the abrupt departure of
the professor himself, who, true to the name indicative of his
constitutional levity, found it convenient to disappear betwixt two
days, with the advance pay of my whole term in his pocket, and
without stopping to make even one of his uncommonly genteel bows. The
circumstance was peculiarly disagreeable to me, in consequence of the
school being assembled when our loss was discovered, and of my having
succeeded in engaging, for the greater part of the evening, the hand
of a young lady, whose charms had made a deep (though, as subsequent
events proved, not a durable) impression on my susceptible heart.
Monsieur was our only musician, and, of course, with his violin