Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 9, 1917 by Various
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happy, pyjama days on the Equator.
A rabble of prisoners--Jägers, Grenadiers, Uhlans, what-nots--came trudging down the road, an unshorn, dishevelled herd of cut-throats, propelled by a brace of diminutive kilties, who paused occasionally to treat them to snatches of flings and to hoot triumphantly. Otto regarded his fallen compatriots with disgusted lack-lustre eyes, then turning to me with a ghost of his old smile, "'Ere gomes ze Sherman invasion," said he. * * * * * CAUTIONARY TALES FOR THE ARMY. II. (_Second-Lieutenant Humphrey Spence, who was slightly wounded through a lack of a proper sense of the rights of rank._) Second-Lieutenant Humphrey Spence Had no idea of precedence; To him his Colonel was no more Than any other messroom bore; And he would try to make a pal Not merely of a General, But even a horrified non-com He'd greet with "Tiddly-om-pom-pom!" Although in other ways quite nice, He was perverted by this vice. |
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