Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 17, 1892 by Various
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really came to ask you if you had any room for an article.
_Ed._ (_roused_). My dear fellow, I assure you we are quite full for months. Any number of excellent things standing over. _Ob. Vis._ Oh, yes, I know you are always full. You told me so the last time I called. _Ed._ Quite so! Very sorry, but it can't be helped. Have to look so far ahead nowadays, you know. _Ob. Vis._ Certainly; and that is why I thought I would just bring a half-finished article and show you what I had dome, and complete it if you thought it would do. You can put it in whenever you like; so it would not hurt for standing over. _Ed._ (_with inspiration_). What is it called? _Ob. Vis._ "Russian Wheat and Chinese Tea or Free Trade in Australia." The subject is quite novel, and ought to attract considerable attention. _Ed._ Novel! Why, my dear fellow, I do believe I have an article somewhere in that heap upon the very subject. [_Pretends to search pile of MS._ _Ob. Vis._ (_uneasily_). Oh, never mind. I will read you what I have written, and-- |
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