"Well, my son, I'm one of yours. Your grandpa is another."

"Oh! Then why is it people brag about them?"


HE--"My ancestors came over in the _Mayflower_."

SHE--"It's lucky they did; the immigration laws are a little stricter
now."




ANIMALS


It was Robert's first visit to the Zoo.

"What do you think of the animals?" inquired Uncle Ben.

After a critical inspection of the exhibit the boy replied: "I think
the kangaroo and the elephant should change tails."




ANTICIPATION