MANDY--"Rastus, you all knows dat yo' remind me of dem dere flyin'
machines?"

RASTUS--"No, Mandy, how's dat?"

MANDY--"Why becays youse no good on earth."




BACHELORS


It is a safe guess that the man who pokes fun at a woman for shopping
all day and not buying anything isn't married.


MADGE--"You shouldn't say he's a confirmed bachelor unless you know."

MARJORIE--"But I do know; I confirmed him."


It is admitted that married men have better halves but it is claimed
that bachellors generally have better quarters.