Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 24, 1892 by Various
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With Yours Truly, this time, I essure you. I fancied as
Tot'nam-Court Road Would he trying its 'and on my tombstone afore the green corn wos full growed. _Bad_, CHARLIE? You bet! 'Twas screwmatics and liver, old Pill-box declared. Knocked me slap orf my perch, fair 'eels uppards. I tell you I felt a bit scared, And it left me a yaller-skinned skelinton, weak, and, wot's wus, stoney-broke. If it hadn't a bin for my nunky, your pal might have jest done a croak. Uncle NOBBS, a Cat's-butcher at Clapton, who's bin in luck's way, and struck ile, Is dead nuts on Yours Truly. Old josser, and grumpy, but _he_'s made his pile. Saw me settin' about in the garden, jest like a old saffron-gill'd ghost A-waiting for cock-crow to 'ook it, and hanxious to 'ear it--a'most. Sez he, "Wy, the boy is a bone-bag! Wot's that? Converlescent? Oh, fudge! He's a slipping his cable, and drifting out sea-wards, if _I_'m any judge. I was ditto some twenty year back, BOB, and 'Arrygate fust set _me_ up. Wot saved the old dog, brother ROBERT, may probably suit the young pup. |
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