That, in Everywhere-on-Sea,
"Board and Residence" should be
Mostly _board_!

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"DISCOVERY OF A NEW SATELLITE TO JUPITER."--Well, why not? Why
announce it as if a noted thief had been arrested? "Discovered! Aha!
Then this to decide"--cries the Melodramatic Satellite. Poor Jupiter
must be uncommonly tired of his old Satellites by this time! How
pleased, how delighted, he must be to welcome a new one!

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[Illustration: VIEW OF "MARS" AS SEEN THROUGH MR. PUNCH'S TELESCOPE.]

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MORE LIGHTS!

[Illustration: A Straight Tip and a New Sensation.]

When anyone now in town requires a change from the _De_-lights of
Home, let him go to _See Lights of Home_ at the Adelphi. Great scene
of the Wreck not so great perhaps as some previous sensational Adelphi
effects. In such a piece as "the Lights," it is scarcely fair that
"the Heavies" should have it nearly all to themselves, but so it is,
and the two Light Comedy parts capitally played by Miss JECKS and Mr.
LIONEL RIGNOLD, do not get much of a chance against the heartrending
sorrows of Miss EVELYN MILLARD, and of Mrs. PATRICK CAMPBELL, the