Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, September 24, 1892 by Various
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Then you're popped in a big iron cage, where the 'ose plays upon you like fun; A lawn, or a house a-fire, CHARLIE, could not be more thoroughly done. Sez I, "I'm _insured_, dontcher know, mate; so don't _waste_ the water, d'ye 'ear?" But he didn't appear to arf twig. He seemed jest a bit thick in the clear. Then the bars of yer cage bustes out like a lot of scent fountings a-play-- 'Taint _oder colong_, though, by hodds; sulphur strong seems the local _bokay_. They call this the "Needle Bath," CHARLIE. It give _me_ the needle fust off; 'Cos the spray would git into my eyes, and the squelch made me sputter and cough. Then they wrop you well up in 'ot towels, and leave yer five minutes to bake, And that's the "_Aix Douche_," as they call it. _I_ call it the funniest fake In the way of a bath I 'ave met with; but, bless yer, it passes the time, And _I_ shan't want a tub for a fortnit when back in Old Babbylon's grime. Dull 'ole, this 'ere 'Arrygate, CHARLIE! The only fair fun _I_ can |
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