Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 16, 1917 by Various
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or you have lost the power, to be too firm with her after all these
years of friendliness--"really we mustn't have toast any more." "Not toast!" "No, not any more. In fact"--a light laugh here--"I'm going to do without bread altogether directly." "Do without bread!" This with much more alarmed surprise than if you had declared your intention of forswearing clothes. "Yes; the Government want us to eat less bread. In fact we must, you know; and toast is particularly wasteful, they say." "There's no waste in this house, Sir [or 'M]." This with a touch of acerbity, for Mrs. Legion is not without pride. "No one can ever accuse me of waste. I'm not vain, but that I will say." "No, no," you hasten to reply, "of course not; but things have reached such a point, you know, that even the strictest economy and care have got to be made more strict. That's all. And toast has to be stopped, I'm afraid." "Very well, Sir [or 'M], if you wish it. But I can't say that I understand what it all means." And that evening, which is meatless and is given up largely to asparagus (just beginning, thank God!), you certainly see no toast in the rack, but find that the tender green faggot reposes on a slab of it large enough to feed several children. |
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