A workman at a brewery last week fell into a large vat of beer. It is
given to few men thus to realise the dream of a lifetime.

***

All vendors of comic postcards at Llanfairfeehan, North Wales, are
to be asked by the Town Council to cover them up on Sundays. We
understand that comic postcards may be differentiated from others by
the word "Comic" plainly printed on the card.

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_The Daily Mail_ has just celebrated its twenty-first birthday, and
the silence of the POET LAUREATE on the matter is being adversely
commented upon.

***

The Anarchist, LENIN, says the Swedish _Dagblad_, has been missing for
two days. Even before that he never really seemed to make a hit.

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[Illustration: THE BRIBE.

"WHO GOES THERE?" "K--KAMERAD--MIT SOUVENIRS."]

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