wine-glasses, six of each. Personally I wanted seven different kinds
of Keating's Powder just then; tastes differ. The trouble with
Mr. Toots was that for some reason he expected Celia to supply the
glasses. Whether he only wanted them during his tenancy or meant
to keep them afterwards, we never knew. In any case Celia was
businesslike; she wrote regretting that she could not supply them.

But I was firm. I sent a picture-postcard of the champagne country,
which said quite simply, "You must not drink wine during the War. My
husband's milk-glass is in the corner cupboard."

Again, take the case of Mr. and Mrs. Winkle. After getting the flat
practically presented to them for a small weekly bonus, they suggest
that they should only pay half terms during the summer, as they wish
to take the children to the seaside. Celia was for telegraphing to say
that it was impossible. For myself I have just written the following
letter:--

"Dear Sir,--Could I consult my own feelings I would say, 'Pay
no rent at all during the summer. Further, why not sub-let the
flat to any of your own friends who can afford to give you
a few guineas a week for it? Nay more, let _me_ have the
privilege of paying your expenses at the Sunny South. What
do you say to the Métropole at Brighton?' But, alas, I cannot
speak thus; there are others to think of. The King of GREECE,
President WILSON, Marshal JOFFRE--I need say no more. You
understand. Things will have to go on as they are, except that
the rent will probably be doubled about July.

Yours admiringly."