Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892 by Various
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tomators for the London Market. This Island alone exports annually--
[_Here the car rounds a corner rather sharply, and he sits down again._ _The Mild Man (with a Mild Man's thirst for information_). What are those buildings over there with the chimney? [_Here he is conscious of being furtively prodded in the back--but decides to take no notice._ _Driver_ (_rising as before_). Those buildings, Ladies and Gentlemen, are Chemical works for extracting iodine from seaweed. The seaweed, after being dried, is then boiled, and from the ash-- [_Here the Mild Man, who has been listening with much interest, is startled by receiving a folded piece of paper, which it passed up to him from behind._ _The M.M._ (_to himself, as he reads the message_). "Keep the Driver quiet. He is drunk." Good Gracious! I never noticed--and yet--dear me, I hope they don't expect _me_ to interfere! _The Timid Lady_ (_to the Driver_). For goodness sake never mind about iodine now--sit down and attend to your driving, like a good man! _Driver_. You will thoroughly understand, my horses require _no_ attention. (_Sleepily._) No attention whatever. I assure you I am perfectly competent to drive this car and give you information going along at the same time. (_The car takes another corner rather |
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