Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 8, 1892 by Various
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think he can read.
_Off._ Then he is absolutely ignorant--miserably ignorant. _App._ Very likely, Sir,--you know best. _Off._ Well, now, my good woman, I will tell you what we will do with him. We will teach him to read, write, and cipher, and give him an excellent education. _App._ And you will take care of him, Sir? _Off._ Of course we will take care of him; and as for his education, we will-- _App._ Oh, Sir, so long as you looks after him, never you mind about his education! [_Exit infantless._ * * * * * TO MAUD. _A PENITENT ROUNDEL._ I called you MAUDE. I only meant to tease, But somehow, ere I ended, came to laud Your charms in my poor verses. So in these I called you MAUDE. |
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