There'd be a revolution; nought could stop it.
Not that I'd weep if WILHELM had to go;
But what if Holy Junkerdom should cop it?
That would be most unfortunate--and, oh!
Supposing Count REVENTLOW had to hop it,
Kultur would never rally from the blow.

ALGOL.

* * * * *

ROYAL ACADEMY DEPRESSIONS.--II.

[Illustration: "COME ALONG, YOU LITTLE IMP! I'LL LEARN YOU TO MAKE FUN
OF MY TROUSERS."]

[Illustration: THE ETERNAL FEMININE.

"THAT'LL DO; DON'T TROUBLE ABOUT YOUR HAIR--WE'RE NOT LIKELY TO MEET
ANYONE."

"OH, I CAN'T GO LIKE THIS; ONE NEVER KNOWS WHEN A SUBMARINE MAY BOB
UP."]

[Illustration: THE FOOD SHORTAGE. ARRIVAL OF THE MINT-SAUCE BOAT.]

[Illustration: _Figure on the Seat._ "HE CALLS THIS 'THE GARDEN OF
MEMORIES,' BUT HE NEARLY FORGOT _ME_."]

[Illustration: UNHAPPY RESULT OF A TOO GENEROUS FRUIT DIET.]