Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 23, 1917 by Various
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page 41 of 52 (78%)
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"But if it isn't we shall all be living on swedes or pea-soup, or rice-bread or all three together; and we shall have a food controller in every village, and our Committees won't be wanted." "I beg your pardon; they'll be more wanted than ever to keep the controller straight and act as a buffer between him and the population." "But they won't know they're a buffer, and they won't like it when some tactless person tells them. Anyhow, that's a long way off, and in the meantime we've got the land." "Who've got what land?" "Our Committee," said Francesca, "have got two acres of land from Mr. Carberry, and we're going to grow a crop of peas on it so that everybody may have pea-soup in case of a pinch." "But what about the peas?" I said, "Have you made sure of those?" "We had a good deal of trouble about them, but we've got a firm promise of six bushels." "Capital! But are you quite sure you know how to bring the land and the peas together?" "Well, I'm not so much of an expert as I should like to be, but Mr. Bolton 's a practical farmer, and he's going to do all he can for us." |
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