Gee! Here goes the claronet and the bass drum, where's the rest of the
band?" I'm tellin Skinny I can't see anything attractive about her,
and he says "I know you can't see anything but she's got it in the
bank all-rite, all-rite."

Speaking about this William Jennins Bryan, I'm readin in the papers
about a bull chasin him half way across a field. Imagine Julie, a bull
doin that to Theo. Rusevelt, it wouldn't go ten feet before Theo would
turn round, grab it by the tale and throw it. When it comes to throwin
the bull Theo. has any Spainnard or Mex lashed to the mast howling for
mercy.

Yours until Eva Tanguay quits singin "I don't care."

BARNEY.

P.S. Tell your ol' man not to lose any sleep over the four bits I owe
him on that last peaknuckle game, for if anything happens to me here
you can give it to him out of the l.i. policy.




NOWHERE IN FRANCE.

Dere Julie:

At last we are in the land made famous by Joan of Ark, and notorious
by N. Bonaparty. The little burg we are billeted in is about as big as
a pound of choclates after a Yale-Harvard football game. It's so small