Paradise Garden - The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment by George Gibbs
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time to his business had better have kept no hours at all. He greeted
me warmly and led me into his club, which happened to be near by, where over the lunch table he finally succeeded in eliciting the fact that I was down to my last dollar with prospects far from encouraging. "Good old Pope!" he cried, clapping me on the back. "Pope" was my pseudonym at the University, conferred in a jocular moment by Ballard himself on account of a fancied resemblance to Urban the Eighth. "Just the man! Wonder why I didn't think of you before!" And while I wondered what he was coming at, "How would, you like to make a neat five thousand a year?" I laughed him off, not sure that this wasn't a sample of the Ballard humor. "Anything," I said, trying to smile, "short of murder--" "Oh, I am not joking!" he went on with an encouraging flash of seriousness. "Five thousand a year cool, and no expenses--livin' on the fat of the land, with nothin' to do but--" He broke off suddenly and grasped me by the arm. "Did you ever hear of old John Benham, the multi-millionaire?" he asked. I remarked that my acquaintance with millionaires, until that moment, had not been large. "Oh, of course," he laughed, "if I had mentioned Xenophon, you'd have pricked up your ears like an old war horse. But John Benham, as a name to conjure with, means nothing to you. You must know then that John |
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