Paradise Garden - The Satirical Narrative of a Great Experiment by George Gibbs
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made, a perfect specimen of the human male animal without one thought
of sex. It's a weird experiment, but I don't see why it shouldn't be interesting." "Interesting!" I muttered, trying to conceal my amazement and delight. "The executors must proceed at once. The boy is still under the care of a governess. On the twelfth of December he will be ten years of age. The woman is to go and a man takes her place. I think I can put you in. Will you take it?" "I?" I said, a little bewildered. "What makes you think I'm qualified for such an undertaking?" "Because you were the best scholar in the class, and because you're a blessed philosopher with leanings toward altruism. A poor helpless little millionaire with no one to lean on must certainly excite your pity. You're just the man for the job, I tell you. And if you said you'd do it, you'd put it over." "And if I couldn't put it over?" I laughed. "A growing youth isn't a fifteen-pound shot or a football, Ballard." "You could if you wanted to. Five thousand a year isn't to be sneezed at." "I assure you that I've never felt less like sneezing in my life, but--" "Think, man," he urged, "all expenses paid, a fine house, horses, |
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