The Miracle Man by Frank L. (Frank Lucius) Packard
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our car after awhile? I'd like to have you tell me more about this.
Please do." "Sure," said the Flopper amiably. "Sure, mum, I will, if youse wants me to." The crowd broke up, hurrying for the train; and the Flopper, dragging a valise along beside him, jerked himself toward the steps. "Swipe me, if I ain't got a bite already!" said the Flopper to himself. "An' outer a private car, too--wouldn't dat bump you! An' say, wait till you see de Doc t'row up his dukes when he listens to me handin' out me sterilized English!" The brakeman and a kindly-hearted fellow passenger helped the Flopper into the train--and thereafter for an hour or more, in a first class coach, the Flopper held undisputed sway. The passengers, flocking from the other cars, filled the aisle and seriously interfered with the lordly movements of the train crew, challenging the conductor's authority with passive indifference until that functionary, exasperated beyond endurance, threatened to curtail the ride the Flopper had paid for and put him off at the next station--whereat the passive attitude of the passengers vanished. The American public is always interested in a novelty, and on occasions is not to be gainsaid--the American public, as represented by the patrons of the Bar Harbor express, was interested at the moment in the Flopper, and they passed the conductor from hand to hand--it was the only way he could have got through the car--and deposited him outside in the vestibule to tell his troubles to the buffer-plate. |
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