Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature by Various
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resolved that Candor should thenceforth be the main charm of our
Arcadian life.... "The next day, Abel, who had resumed his researches after the True Food, came home to supper with a healthier color than I had before seen on his face. "'Do you know,' said he, looking shyly at Hollins, 'that I begin to think Beer must be a natural beverage? There was an auction in the village to-day, as I passed through, and I stopped at a cake-stand to get a glass of water, as it was very hot. There was no water,--only beer: so I thought I would try a glass, simply as an experiment. Really, the flavor was very agreeable. And it occurred to me, on the way home, that all the elements contained in beer are vegetable. Besides, fermentation is a natural process. I think the question has never been properly tested before.' "'But the alcohol!' exclaimed Hollins. "'I could not distinguish any, either by taste or smell. I know that chemical analysis is said to show it; but may not the alcohol be created, somehow, during the analysis?' "'Abel,' said Hollins, in a fresh burst of candor, 'you will never be a Reformer, until you possess some of the commonest elements of knowledge.' "The rest of us were much diverted: it was a pleasant relief to our monotonous amiability. |
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