Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature by Various
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a safety-valve for her hysterical emotions. "O you cruel man--you
miserable humbug!" says she; and went off into convulsions of laughter. The door was open, and we could see and hear every thing. "You are travelling, h'm?" says my uncle. The nose nodded duly. "H'm! I have travelled, myself," the old gentleman proceeded; "my life has been one of vicissitudes, h'm! I have journeyed, I have preached, I have published;--perhaps you have heard of my literary venture"--and over went the big volume to the little man, who took it, turned the leaves, and nodded and smiled, according to instructions. "You are very kind to say so; thank you!" says my uncle, rubbing his husky hands with satisfaction. "Rejoiced to meet with you, truly! It is always a gratification to have an intelligent and sympathizing brother to open one's mind to; it is especially refreshing to me, for, as I may say without egotism, my life and labors have _not_ been appreciated." From that the old interminable story took its start and flowed on, the faithful nose nodding assent at every turn in that winding stream. The children came in for their share of the fun; and for the first time in our lives we took pleasure in the old gentleman's narration of his varied experiences. "O hear him! see him go it!" said Robbie. "What a nose!" "Long may it wave!" said Harry. With other remarks of a like genial nature; while there they sat, the two,--my uncle on one side, long, lathy, self-satisfied, gesticulating, |
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