Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature by Various
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"Why in the world don't you marry and have a home of your own," sighed Mrs. Davids. "Well, I don't _expect_ to marry. I don't know as I do at my time of life," responded the spinster. "I rather guess my day for chances is gone by." "You ain't such a dreadful sight older than I am, though," replied Mrs. Davids, reflectively. "Not so old by two full years," returned Miss Tame, taking another smart pinch of snuff, as though it touched the empty spot in her heart and did it good. "But _you_ ain't looking out for opportunities yet, I suppose." Mrs. Davids sighed, evasively. "We can't tell what is before us. There is more than one man in want of a wife." As though to point her words, Captain Ben Lundy came in sight on the beach, his head a long way forward and his shambling feet trying in vain to keep up. "Thirteen months and a half since Lyddy was buried," continued Mrs. Davids, accepting this application to her words, "and there is Captain Ben taking up with just what housekeeper he can get, and _no_ housekeeper at all. It would be an excellent home for you, Persis. Captain Ben always had the name of making a kind husband." She sighed again, whether from regret for the bereaved man, or for the multitude of women bereft of such a husband. |
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