Humorous Masterpieces from American Literature by Various
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getting set up in a new place."
"Just as you say," returned the rejected. "I ain't sure as you'd be exactly the one. I _was_ a thinking of looking for somebody a little younger." "Well, here is Persis Tame. Why don't you bespeak her? _She_ is younger, and she is in need of a good home. I can recommend her, too, as the first-rate of a cook," remarked Mrs. Davids, benevolently. Miss Tame had been sitting a little apart by the open window, smiling to herself. But now she turned about at once. "Hm!" said she, with contempt. "I should rather live under an umbrella tied to a stake, than marry for a _hum_." So Captain Ben went home without engaging either wife or housekeeper. And the first thing he saw was Captain Jacob Doolittle's old one-eyed horse eating the apples Loizah Mullers had strung and festooned from nails against the house, to dry. The next thing he saw was, that, having left a window open, the hens had flown in and gone to housekeeping on their own account. But they were not, like Mrs. Davids, as neat as a new cent, and _not_, also, such master hands to save. "Shoo! shoo! Get out. Go 'long there with you!" cried Captain Ben, waving the dish-cloth and the poker. "I declare for 't! I most hadn't |
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