The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 8 - Epigrams, On With the Dance, Negligible Tales by Ambrose Bierce
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to-morrow. You had better turn the man out and shut up the office.
_Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper, to Peter Pitchin, Editor._ "STINGER" OFFICE, Tuesday, 8 A.M. Mr. Munniglut has not arrived, but his friend, the large gentleman who was with him all day yesterday, is here again. He seems very desirous of seeing you, and says he will wait. Perhaps he is your cousin. I thought I would tell you he was here, so that you might hasten down. Ought I to allow dogs in the office? The gentleman has a bull-dog. _Peter Pitchin, Editor, to Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper._ 13 LOFER STREET, Tuesday, 9.30 A.M. Certainly _not;_ dogs have fleas. The man is an impostor. Oblige me by turning him out. I shall come down this afternoon--_early_. P.S.--Don't listen to the rascal's entreaties; out with him! _Henry Inxling, Bookkeeper, to Peter Pitchin, Editor._ "STINGER" OFFICE, Tuesday, 12 M. The gentleman carries a revolver. Would you mind coming down and |
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