Or nearly so, in No Man's Land--
Alas! it never came in question.
He died of chronic indigestion.

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WITH OR WITHOUT A MEDIUM.

"William Henry Gadd, said to have left Middlesex in 1812 for
South America, or anyone acquainted with his whereabouts,
will oblige by communicating at first opportunity with H.M.
Consul-General, 25 de Mayo 611, this city."--_The Standard_
(_Buenos Aires_).

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A correspondent informs us that the male gasworker is familiarly known
as "Cokey," and asks us whether the ladies who have recently entered
the business ought to be described as "Cokettes." We think it very
probable.

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[Illustration: _British Officer_ (_interrupting carousal in Bosch
dug-out_). "TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!"]

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THE GOD-MAKERS.