Charity begins at home and ruins its health by staying there too much.

Children who are wayward grow up to be the people who fall by the
wayside.

Coogan says there is no place like home--and he congratulates the other
places.

Consistency is a jewel, but it isn't fashionable to wear it.

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C: The third letter of the alphabet. It is also used in music,
especially by _prima donnas_ who try to reach it and fall flat.
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CAB. A machine invented for the purpose of going somewhere, but which
seldom gets there. An inland tugboat.

[Illustration]

CAD. A shine with an extra polish on.

CALAMITY. A loud-mouthed individual who insists upon telling stale
jokes.