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J: The tenth letter of the alphabet, used almost exclusively to
designate a Reub with rubber in the neck--whatever that may be.
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[Illustration: JAY]

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JAG. See gold cure. If that hasn't any effect, see an undertaker.

JOCKEY. A hero or a slob--it all together depends on where the horse
finishes.

JOKE. Something that's extremely clever--when we make it ourselves.

[Illustration.]

JOLLY. Flattery with a smile on its face.

JOLT. The thing a man gets who thinks he knows it all.

JOY. Gladness with the lid off.

JUG. A place to keep the material before it becomes a jag.

JUDGMENT. An ability which some men get credit for having when in
reality they are merely lucky at guessing things.

JUSTICE. The name we give it when the verdict is the way we want it.