whether a man is sober or not.

[Illustration]

KEROSENE. An ambitious substance used by cooks when they want to go out
through the kitchen roof.

KICKER. A man with a grouch on the inside and a voice on the outside.

KISS. A sigh set to music. The oldest monopoly in the world with the
exception of John D. Rockerfeller. A kiss is the soul's cocktail. A
wireless message from he to she, with a little peaches and cream on the
side.

[Illustration]

KNOCKER. A hurdle in the way of the worthy. A chin-critic. An expert
with the harpoon.




[Illustration: "L--When a man is so lazy that he won't talk he is
called profound."]

Love laughs at everybody except the girl's Papa.

Laziness generally attacks every part of a man except his tongue.

Lots of men spend two dollars' worth of worry over the loss of a