LOBSTER. A shine after he gets in the swim.

LOAFER. A man who believes the world owes him a living and sends another
man to collect it.

LOVE. A certain party who is supposed to be blind, but he doesn't seem
to have much trouble in finding someone to lead him around.




[Illustration: "M--One experiment that few are willing to make."]

Money cannot buy happiness, but most of us are willing to make the
experiment.

Many people would take a short walk on the road to ruin if they were
sure their friends wouldn't see them.

Money is the root of much friendship.

Marry in haste and repent in Dakota.

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M: The thirteenth letter of the alphabet, which very few people use
because thirteen is unlucky.
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