on to his reputation.

Opportunity is something a Fool waits for while the Wise Guy runs down
the road to meet it.

Occasionally we meet men who have to part their hair in the middle in
order to have a well-balanced head.

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O: The fifteenth letter of the alphabet, used principally by the Irish
in front of their names.
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OH! The mild-mannered sister of Ouch!

OATS. A substance invented by Nature and intended for a breakfast food,
but because pine shavings are cheaper it is now obsolete.

OBEY. A word put in the marriage service for the purpose of giving the
parties of the first part something to kick about.

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OCULIST. A man many young people should consult who think they have
fallen in love at first sight.