Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 12, 1892 by Various
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on your brow.
Most natural, MAGOG, _most_ natural! Loyal old giants, like us, Must be cut to the heart by these times, which they get every year wus and wus! It's Ikybod, MAGOG; I see it a-written all over the shop. Our glory's departed, old partner. And where is it going for to stop? That Feast of BELSHAZZER weren't in it for worritting warnings of woe; Which our beautiful Annual Banquet will soon not be worth half a blow. It's not half a blow-out as it is, not compared with old glorious gorges. I wish, oh I wish, MAGOG mine, we was back in the times of the GEORGES, Or even DICK WHITTINGTON's days, which for Giants was quite good enough; But they've spoilt all the good things of life with their Science, and Progress, and stuff. I see how it's drifting, dear MAGOG. The Munching House and the Gildhall. Did use to be London's fust pride. Is it so in these days? Not at all! Whippersnappers cock snooks at us, MAGOG; A ignerent pert L.C.C., To whom Calipash is a mistry, whose soul never loved Calipee, A feller elected by groundlings, who can't tell Madeira from Port, Some sour-faced suburban Dissenter--_he_, MAGOG, may make us his sport, Without being popped in the pillory! Proper old punishment that! As all the _old_ punishments _was_. We're a-getting too flabby, |
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