Options by O. Henry
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page 44 of 248 (17%)
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amused.
"'You'll do, Saint Clair,' says he. 'If I _was_ Black Bill I wouldn't be afraid to trust you. Let's have a game or two of seven-up to-night. That is, if you don't mind playing with a train-robber.' "'I've told you,' says I, 'my oral sentiments, and there's no strings to 'em.' "While I was shuffling after the first hand, I asks Ogden, as if the idea was a kind of a casualty, where he was from. "'Oh,' says he, 'from the Mississippi Valley.' "'That's a nice little place,' says I. 'I've often stopped over there. But didn't you find the sheets a little damp and the food poor? Now, I hail,' says I, 'from the Pacific Slope. Ever put up there?' "'Too draughty,' says Ogden. 'But if you're ever in the Middle West just mention my name, and you'll get foot-warmers and dripped coffee.' "'Well,' says I, 'I wasn't exactly fishing for your private telephone number and the middle name of your aunt that carried off the Cumberland Presbyterian minister. It don't matter. I just want you to know you are safe in the hands of your shepherd. Now, don't play hearts on spades, and don't get nervous.' "'Still harping,' says Ogden, laughing again. 'Don't you suppose that if I was Black Bill and thought you suspected me, I'd put a Winchester bullet into you and stop my nervousness, if I had any?' |
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