Will lib'ral laughter doubtless move:
When Pedantry shall cease to swell,
Honour'd Humility will spell.
The beauty then, of British truth,
Resistless shall enamour youth;
Shall evidence th' asseveration,
Throughout th' etymologic nation;
That one poetic exhibition
Could, without lit'ral intuition,
Fill ev'ry literary article,
Though never spell one single particle:
Could faithfully the whole present,
Without[5] once shad'wing what were meant.

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DHE SOLUCION OV DHE ORTHOGRAPPHIC RIDDEL.

PREFFACE.

Dheze emmanacions ov dhe Brittish Muze,
Hware Inglish thaughts cood Inglish dres refuze,
Wer wonce prezented to' anoddher pres,
Dho dhence bor'n bac az hopeles ov succes.
Hwat onnest crittic ehr cood creddit elligibel,
Riddels to' hiz reserches unintelligibel?
Hwen steddy caucion gards dhe litt'rate relm,
Nevver shal forrain fluds dheze iles o'rhwelm:
Orthoggraphy dhe moddher-tung shal guiv,
Evver, az evv'rihware, widh Truith to' liv;