Punch or the London Charivari, Volume 158, March 24, 1920. by Various
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_Vere_ thinks it simply adorable--as do we all. _Lady Vere_, his
mother, can't get used to being kissed by _Karissima_, who _will_ stand upon her lightly with one foot, oddly waving the other meanwhile in the air. Besides it takes too long and _is_ rather too demonstrative. And couldn't _Karissima_ dear just try to walk with her soles really flat on the ground in the solid English county way? Certainly. _Karissima_ will try, to please Madame, and with painful effort achieves a half-dozen clumsy steps till unconquerable habit and Mr. ARNOLD BAX'S allusively witty music lift her on tiptoe again. And really she is such a darling that the once reluctant dowager finally consents to the marriage; wedding bells forthwith (within); a white-haired clergyman, surprised at nothing, as becomes the very best type of padre, appears; follow _corps de ballet_ bridesmaids; and _Bill_ gives her away. _Karissima_, says _Vere_ to _Maestro_ later in the evening, is depressed. Because she hasn't a child. They both tremendously want a child. _Maestro_, silently showing his watch-dial, would seem to wish to suggest that they were unreasonably impatient. _Karissima_ also pleads. Well, he will see what he can do. But there's an awful penalty. For a new Russian dancer cannot be made unless another surrenders life. Anyway he fetches his black bag. And _Karissima_ dances down the main staircase with her babe, who grows apace and is shortly seen prancing in the garden (on his toes--"Thank Heaven!" says the _Maestro_). And _Karissima_ dies and is brought in on her bier, and dances (she _would_!) her own funeral service. _Maestro's_ heart is touched; he lies down in her stead, and she, dancing on a carpet of thistle-down shot with stars (I think), and her lord (I am sure), perpetually |
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