There was a great foe of delusion,
Who came to the honest conclusion
That Socialist Labour
Plays beggar-my-neighbour
And sought to defeat it by Fusion.


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A LEAP-YEAR RECORD.

"CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY SPORTS.--H.M. Abrahams winning the
long jump with a distance of 22yds. to his credit."--_Picture
Paper_.

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"THE PREMIER AND HIS FUTURE.

WHITHER GOETH THOU?"--_Headings in Daily Paper_.

Answer adjudged correct: "I knowest not."

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'Wanted, a Horse for its keep. Excellent cuisine."--_The Times
of Ceylon_.

_À la_ cart, we presume.