can purchase the Christmas Number of the _Penny Illustrated_,
wherein Mr. CLEMENT SCOTT "our dear departed" (on tour round the
world--"globe-trotting"), leads off with some good verses. Will he be
chosen Laureate? He is away; and it is characteristic of a truly great
poet to be "absent." And the Editor, that undefeated story-teller,
tells one of his best stories in his best style, and gives us a
delightful picture of Miss ELSIE NORMAN. "Alas! she is another's!
she never can be mine!" as she is Somebody Elsie's. Success to your
Beauties, Mr. LATEY, or more correctly, Mr. EARLY-AND-LATEY, as you
bring out your Christmas Number a good six weeks before Christmas Day.

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MOTTO FOR THE LABOUR COMMISSION.--"The proper study of mankind
is--MANN!"

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THE NEW EMPLOYMENT.--Being "Unemployed."

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[Illustration: A CABBIN' IT COUNCIL IN NOVEMBER.]

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CABBIN' IT COUNCIL.

(IN NOVEMBER.)