in a hurry to tell me about it!"

"No-o!" answered the Babe, hesitating but truthful. "I thought perhaps
he was going to bite my legs, and I didn't want him to."

"That seems reasonable enough," agreed Uncle Andy heartily. "No sensible
person wants a fool woodchuck biting his legs."

"But would he _really_ have bitten me?" asked the Babe, beginning to
think that perhaps he ought to go back and find the presumptuous little
animal and kick him.

"As I think I've already said, you never can tell exactly what a
woodchuck is going to do," replied Uncle Andy. "You know that old rhyme
about him:

"'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Now that goes to show what uncertainty people have about him. And it's
no more than right. For instance, I was traveling through a wild part of
New Brunswick once in a big red automobile, when, coming suddenly around
a turn, we saw just ahead of us two old woodchucks sitting up on their
fat haunches by the side of the road. I was beside the chauffeur, and
could see just what happened. How those woodchucks' eyes stuck out! It
was not more than three seconds before we were right up to them. Then
one of the two, frightened to death, fairly turned a back somersault into
the bushes. But the other was a hero. Perhaps he thought he was St.