The Amateur Army by Patrick MacGill
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"Have you any room to spare here?" demanded the officer.
"None, except on the mat," was the caustic answer. "Two on the mat, then," snapped the officer, and a pair of tittering Tommies were left at the door. Matronly English dignity suffered on another occasion when a sergeant inquired of a middle-aged woman as to the number of men she could billet in her house. "None," she replied. "I have no way of keeping soldiers." "What about that apartment there?" asked the N.C.O. pointing to the drawing-room. "But they'll destroy everything in the room," stammered the woman. "Clear the room then." "But they'll have to pass through the hall to get in, and there are so many valuable things on the walls--" "You've got a large window in the drawing-room," said the officer; "remove that, and the men will not have to pass through the hall. I'll let you off lightly, and leave only two." "But I cannot keep two." "Then I'll leave four," was the reply, and four were left. |
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