Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, February 4, 1920 by Various
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"Well, perhaps, if he has time. But I have a much better proposal to make than that. My idea is that we should bring him up to be a miner." "I thought children under twenty-one always were." "Not minor, silly--miner." "Well, what's the difference? Saying it twice doesn't help. And neither does shouting," she added. Gerald wrote it down. "Oh, I _see_. But why?" "Because then he can earn enough money to keep us all comfortably--us in idle dependence at Chelsea, him in idle independence at Merthyr-Tydfil or wherever one mines." "He might send us diamonds now and then too. Or perhaps it isn't allowed." "No, no. He'll be a coal-miner, naturally." Margaret pondered this for some minutes. "No, I don't think much of your idea," she said finally. "Very likely coal will have gone out of fashion by then and we shall all be warming ourselves with Cape gooseberries or pine-kernels or something. I think he ought to be taught _all_ kinds of mining--diamond-mining, salt-mining, gold-mining and undermining at Lloyd's. Then be could take up whatever was most profitable |
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