HARRY M. STEVENS, ESQUIRE
WHO IN TIMES GONE BY HELPED ME
PUT THAT ONE THIRD ON




_CONTENTS_


CHAPTER ONE: PAGE
_Extra! Extra! All About the Great Reduction_ 15

CHAPTER TWO:
_Those Romping Elfin Twenties_ 25

CHAPTER THREE:
_Regarding Liver-Eating Watkins and Others_ 31

CHAPTER FOUR:
_I Become the Panting Champion_ 41

CHAPTER FIVE:
_On Acquiring Some Snappy Pores_ 55

CHAPTER SIX:
_More Anon_ 65

CHAPTER SEVEN:
_Office Visits, $10_ 75