Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, April 21, 1920 by Various
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And we've a pair of hearts that beat as one drum;
Our bonds, if anything, are even more Tight than before. Your independence caused a passing pain, But now, I thank you, I am feeling better; You'll never go upon your own again Nor I will write another nasty letter; Embrace me, then, for sign of love's renewal, _Mon bijou_ (jewel). O.S. * * * * * THE IDENTIFICATION OF HOBBS. Old Hobbs, the gardener, has been in our family longer than I have. Although we live within twenty miles of London only once has he made the journey to the great city, for that one memorable day so nearly ended in disaster that he always speaks of it with a shudder. Indeed, but for the arrival of Mrs. Hobbs, belated, flustered and inquiring everywhere for her man, he must assuredly have spent the night in a police-station. This is how it all happened. Mrs. Hobbs was returning from a visit to relations in Sussex, and her husband was to meet her in London, convoy her across the city and bring her home. In order to avail himself of a cheap fare Hobbs left by the 7.30 train, though his wife would not arrive till four o'clock in the afternoon. |
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